Facts, we don't need no stinkin' facts...

"We've got taxpayer money to give a way in phony multi-billion dollar projects to our campaign contributors.

...instead of universal health care for you....SUCKERS!"

The United States says it will not alter plans to build a missile defense system in Europe despite findings by U.S. intelligence agencies that Iran does not have an active nuclear weapons program.

Since U.S. officials have said the threat from Iran was the main reason for building the defense shield, however, the Americans may have a harder time persuading European allies that it still is necessary.

Shorter Bush:

SUCK ON THIS, NEW ORLEANS!