Help me MATLOCK!!!, you're my only hope

I'm traveling today, but for now, please note that David Broder seems to think that the problem with Democracy is that not enough people are shitting their pants like him and other pundits.

Davey, that isn't just fear, it's incontinence. Just one of its many manifestations in how it afflicts you.

Thanks so much for all of your past denigration of people who cared enough to be angry as George Bush led us into the deep shit.