Dear Game Reviewers

I'm not a big "game" guy. I sort of stopped playing them sometime before either the Doom Sequels or the Quake Sequels. I certainly haven't played much at all since I discovered blogs.

...Yep, I'm just that boring.

Anyhoo, those who have lives more fulfilling and richer than mine, game geeks (yes, my standards are just that low) tell me that the Nintendo Wii is about the greatest thing ever.

And if an inability to buy one is any indication, they must be right.

So I give this advice to game reviewers. If nobody can actually buy the Wii Gaming Counsel because they just don't care enough to show up at Best Buy at 4 a.m. on Sunday morning, why are you writing reviews for its components?

I know, I know, some people -- magical, mythical people, may actually have the machine and buy those components, but really.