As Atrios is no doubt likely to remind you again today

Mickey Kaus, ever responsible, is not the father of Britney Spears' sixteen year old sister's "Jesus"-baby.

That's because it's a well-known fact, and the truth of it becomes apparent via his denials ("I was just helpin' them over the fence officer"), that Mickey only has sexual relations with goats.

If you doubt me, please notice the convoluted nature of Mickey Kaus' Drudge-ruled world where Occam's Razor is permanently banned.


(photo from here)