Oh, Joy

Alert Larry King!

Al-Qaeda's media arm, al-Sahab, has invited individuals, organisations and journalists to submit questions for an open interview with Ayman al-Zawahiri.

I have a few:

- How have you been dealing with the writer's strike?

- What are your Hanukkah plans?

- Where are you at?

- How long are you going to be there?

And, of course...

- What are you wearing?