Top Ten Things Overheard at Sarah Palin's
Debate Camp
"Let's practice your bewildered silence" | ||||
"Can you try saying 'Yes' instead of 'You betcha'?" | ||||
"Hey, I can see Mexico from here!" | ||||
"Maybe we'll get lucky and there won't be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care" | ||||
"We're screwed!" | ||||
"Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?" | ||||
"We have to wrap it up for the day -- McCain eats dinner at 4:30" | ||||
"Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?" | ||||
"John Edwards wants to know if you'd like some private tutoring in his van" | ||||
"Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?" |
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