What happens when you take time off from masturbating

You create, on the right-blogosphere, conspiratorial imbecility so dense...

...it will soon collapse into a singularity of stupid.

Oh, forgot, too late:

It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can't get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.