Larry King Impersonator has job security...like Larry King

I remember the good old days when the guy looked like Roy Orbison.

The North Korean leader, Kim Jong-il, returned to center stage in the North’s capital, Pyongyang, on Thursday when the country’s Parliament elected him to another five-year term. But the secretive government gave no clues, after months of questions about Mr. Kim’s failing health, as to which of his three sons would be prepared to succeed him.

Oh, it's a contest -- they should interrupt repeated showings of Pulgasari to make a North Korean reality show...other than the one they already have now that the whole country is involved in..."Survivor" (out-starve; out-keep silent; out-sing glorious praises to bad cabbage and/or Dear Leader).

But seriously, which of his three sons would succeed him? Hmmm....

Will it be George Jong-il, Jeb Jong-il, or Neil Jong-il?