I'm sure we all remember how...

In 1989, Mike Dukakis was all over the tee vee?

Oh, he wasn't?

How about how often Al Gore showed up in 2001?

Oh, that's right, except for being called fat and bearded he didn't show up again until the Drudge's of the world mocked him for opposing the invasion of Iraq. Boy, that Gore sure was wrong about that.

And John Kerry was all over the television chat shows in 2005...in a bizarro Universe in which he won Ohio.

But John McCain's not a Democrat so that he and that crazy lady who ran with him are all over the news and the chat shows all the fucking time.

And it doesn't stop there, no, like good Republicans they have to force their off-spring upon us because America's a real meritocracy as long as affirmative action is verboten: just ask George W. Bush, Bill Kristol, Jonah Goldberg, Liz Cheney, Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush, John Podhoretz, etc.