Oh lord

What is she going to be, the "Vodka Critic"?

NBC's "Today" show has hired someone with White House experience as a new correspondent – former first daughter Jenna Hager.

The daughter of former President George W. Bush will contribute stories about once a month on issues like education to television's top-rated morning news show, said Jim Bell, its executive producer.

Journalists losing jobs, right and left, but the Bush family keeps failing upward.

Awesome.