Rising Hegemon
"OH THE CHRISTIANITY!"
BIG BUTTER JESUS MELTS...
MONROE, Ohio – A six-story-tall statue of Jesus Christ with his arms raised along a highway was struck by lightning in a thunderstorm Monday night and burned to the ground, police said.
The "King of Kings" statue, one of southwest Ohio's most familiar landmarks, had stood since 2004 at the evangelical Solid Rock Church along Interstate 75 in Monroe, just north of Cincinnati.
I ACCUSE BIG MARGARINE JUDAS!
Who the fuck is Pat Robertson going to blame this one on?
I just hope they got some shellfish out to take advantage of this situation...oh, right.
Oh well, look for him to be assembled in four-quarters in three days, with a bad case of "stick-mata".
(sorry Neil Young)
Teabaggers and Palin coming,
those immigrants on their own.
This summer I saw the lightning,
Lord melts in Ohio.
...built by Halliburton.
I could do this literally all day...perhaps even 40 days...perhaps until the second melting, er, coming....and I'm guessing I probably will.
(pic from here)
13 comments:
Why does God hate "Touch Down Jesus." That's what we call it here in Columbus
How do you burn a statue down? Was it made of papier mache
..."and they spent about $250,000 to finance it."
Maybe they should have spent $252,000 and thrown in a couple of lightning rods. Anyway, looks like Yeshua is off to another conference, maybe Big 12.
This is so wonderous, it should be a blog unto itself.
I so wanted to start emailing this around the office and telling people that Odin had killed Jesus...
but I was able to stop myself...
Strange times, indeed.
This better not presage the End of Days.
That would really piss me off.
When will father-on-son abuse ever end?
And what to make of the fact that the sign for the adult book store across the street was untouched?
http://tinyurl.com/395kxxf
Clearly the work of the devil.
We live near Big Butter Jesus and I laughed out loud when I saw it in the paper this morning.
Favorite comment so far:
He is Resin!
This is proof that God hates them Talibangelical Xtians.
A nice try, God, but if you really want to convince me that you exist, could you please direct your next lightning bolt at somebody like George Bush, Dick Cheney, or Tony Hayward?
there is a touchdown jesus blog.
god, why have you forsaken your flammable false god?
Donnah, you are indeed a snark goddess. Perfect with the soundtrack, I needed that. Hats off to the lovely lady, folks.
God got even with someone for claiming his share of divinity and trying to split the pot three ways.
It took two thousand years, but that's not a second for the Mighty One.
vox
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