Rising Hegemon
Having disappeared into the bosom of the FoxNews Republican propaganda machine, especially in comparison to Sarah Palin, conservative Presidential aspirant Mike Huckabee has been trying out his new comedy routine. Aside from the very thought of Mike Huckabee being President, that is.
A couple months ago, he tossed out this knee-slapper:
During a conversation with the College of New Jersey's student publication, the Perspective, Huckabee reiterated his support for an Arkansas law that would ban same-sex couples from adopting children..."Children are not puppies"
No, children are not puppies, apparently they are sausage casings.
And as he prepares his act for Iowa's finest mall Chik-Fil-A's, Mike Huckabee has more material. Between prayer vigils over the Gulf and getting Levi Johnston out of the house...yet again, Palin recently let slip her ambivalence about pot, and Huckabee made ready the rim-shot:
After Sarah Palin made these comments she then produced a gram of coke from her purse and did line after line on the glass table...This is gonna be on YouTube. I can feel it coming on.
You Tube is also not a puppy.
[cross-posted at Firedoglake]
2 comments:
Joke or shrewd guess? Huckleberry Hound reports, you decide.
Neptune was discovered by mathematical calculation, based solely on observation of peturbations in the orbit of Uranus. I’m unwilling to discount this backwoods philosopher out of hand. His deduction, based on observation of the peturbations of another planetary-sized anus, may make him Beck Network News’ Le Verrier.
good thing children aren't squirrels.
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