If you're so obsessed with this, why am I the one with the gag reflex?

Conservatives are really obsessed with things being "jammed down their throats".

You'd think they'd lay off the "Baconators" then, wouldn't you? But I suppose they think the Medal of Honor will be forthcoming if they're brave enough to inhale one...or three.

I never really thought a good opening for the mating ritual was "I hate foreplay!", but I guess some people enjoy "thinking of England".