Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Dear famous athletes

Please stop taking pictures of your penis and sending it to others. Nobody, and I mean, nobody wants to see that and it isn't as funny as you think it is.

As any rational person would, I blame Judd Apatow.

(Note: Tavaris Jackson would like to remind you, he can get a team to 1 and 3 for about $18.5 million less and without taking pictures of his junk.)

2 comments:

JDM said...

All that was true even before he blew the Jets game. Dumbass.

Anonymous said...

'Specially when it's nothing to brag about.