Monday, January 17, 2011

Emission Accomplished

Sean Hannity, scheduled to appear tonight with Sarah Palin to discuss how awesome guns are and compare various shades of paper sacks on MLK Day, had a Friday that sums up his moral code perfectly.

On his Friday show, Sean Hannity wondered why Iraq and Kuwait hadn't "[paid] for their own liberation" by the United States, and said that America has the right to "go in there...and take all their oil."


For those of you who, for some reason, are wondering, that is pretty damn close to the reasons Saddam Hussein invaded the country to begin with.

Sean Hannity = Saddam Hussein.

You really have tempered the rhetoric over there Roger Aisles.

7 comments:

rapier said...

Taking oil is literally impossible. Oil can't be taken. It comes out of the ground and gets sold into the market. I matters not who sells it, it just goes into the market supply.

By "we" does Stupid mean the US government should pump and sell the oil into the market. Well that could be done I suppose but that would change nothing. Except the socialist government of the US would get a few billion in revenue that it spent trillions to capture.

Why does Stupid hate markets?

NonyNony said...

rapier -

What Hannity means is that his viewers know gas prices are high. And no one in the US should have to pay $3 a gallon for gas. Therefore it's our God-given right to have that oil pumped out of the ground by American companies and sold to Americans. The rest of the world can live off our scraps.

The fact that this bears no relationship at all to how world oil markets actually work is meaningless because, well, facts don't matter. Only outrage.

Athenawise said...

" ... facts don't matter. Only outrage."

An excellent mantra for the entire deranged Right. Well said, NonyNony.

pansypoo said...

IOKIYAR or amerikan.

Anonymous said...

Guns don't kill people, people do.
Oil doesn't run economies, people do.
Oil can't be taken because its too oily and slippery and messy to try to take it.
Guns can be bought or stolen or taken away from people who have them.
Then oil people can kill gun people and gun people can kill oil people.
With guns.
And use up a whole lot of oil doing so. And lives.
Hannity know as a chief dispenser of his own and others bullshit, that it can be recycled over and over again through the diarehhic media bowels.

vox

Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

Aren't oil people and gun people in cahoots?

MD said...

What hell do they mean by "WE" .... Oh now we are the "Collective". Exactly how many people did that panal liberate? That Jagoff pisses me of soooo much, I'd shave my head , if I wasn't bald already.