Why can't black people keep babies in a jar? It's the sane thing to do.
Ah, Rick Santorum, he's planning to run for President. That's quite the special needs contingent that are throwing their "hats in the ...ooh shiny" for 2012.
Time to get those therapy bills ready kids.
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jimmiraybob
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Oh sure. As soon as I start getting my man-box turtle groove back on, he shows up again. A brother just can't catch a break.
It's a sort of automatic response. I see Santorum's picture, or his name, and I recall Ken Silverstein's piece, "Dim and Dimmer," from about fifteen years ago on the ten dimmest bulbs in Congress in 1996, and, IIRC, Santorum was #1.
Even his own staffers were openly concerned about him speaking publicly because they never knew what was going to come out of his mouth. Bob Kerrey was reported to have said, "Santorum? Is that Latin for 'asshole?'" One Congressional aide said, "if someone took the wind-up key out of his back, his lips would stop moving."
Santorum missed the train that brought so many of his cloned peers to Congress this year. When the next train derails, he will no doubt be missing, again. vox
Rising Hegemon
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Oh sure. As soon as I start getting my man-box turtle groove back on, he shows up again. A brother just can't catch a break.
Where's the fetus? Has he got it in his pocket? I want to see the fetus!
Fred Flintstone
it's been taxidermied, dressed and wigged... little girl's holding it.
I fucking love to see anguish on that family's face. Is that so wrong?
shadenfreuedelishious.
and the only therapy those kids will get is a bible.
It's a sort of automatic response. I see Santorum's picture, or his name, and I recall Ken Silverstein's piece, "Dim and Dimmer," from about fifteen years ago on the ten dimmest bulbs in Congress in 1996, and, IIRC, Santorum was #1.
Even his own staffers were openly concerned about him speaking publicly because they never knew what was going to come out of his mouth. Bob Kerrey was reported to have said, "Santorum? Is that Latin for 'asshole?'" One Congressional aide said, "if someone took the wind-up key out of his back, his lips would stop moving."
Santorum missed the train that brought so many of his cloned peers to Congress this year. When the next train derails, he will no doubt be missing, again. vox
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