Monday, October 31, 2011

I'm sure it was just a dispute about toppings

As nothing so crazy as Herman Cain himself could possibly hit the Cain campaign I have to think this will have no negative effect whatsoever.

During Herman Cain’s tenure as the head of the National Restaurant Association in the 1990s, at least two female employees complained to colleagues and senior association officials about inappropriate behavior by Cain, ultimately leaving their jobs at the trade group, multiple sources confirm to POLITICO.

The women complained of sexually suggestive behavior by Cain that made them angry and uncomfortable, the sources said, and they signed agreements with the restaurant group that gave them financial payouts to leave the association. The agreements also included language that bars the women from talking about their departures.

Fill in your own _9-_9-_9 jokes you bastards.



7 comments:

StonyPillow said...

More Republican ranch dressing.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Cain took management lessons from Arnold Schwarzenegger.

So, how long before the Repukes will be blaming this on the women? That the women planned to do this all along to extort money from the "job creators" because of tort laws and the trial lawyers?

Clock is ticking....

Anonymous said...

Cain's 6-9-9 plan.

(Actually, just Repigs takin' care of their own.... "The floor is open for rumor and innuendo.")

jimmiraybob said...

The 9-9-9 plan is just an abbreviated version of his 69-69-69 plan. In the new version if your middle class or poor there's no swallowing but you won't be able to sit down for the next four years.

pansypoo said...

butbutbut wommins loves the black walnut.

PAC said...

This should make him a shoo-in for a seat on the Supreme Court

Anonymous said...

I saw someone suggest he offered them extra sausage at no charge.