Wednesday, October 26, 2011

The Next Strategem

Herman Cain's latest attempt to drown out all issues but one centered on vices is working like a charm...

Herman Cain's senior adviser says that a new campaign ad isn't encouraging anyone to take up smoking, but the campaign is "resonating" with nicotine fans.

The image of chief of staff Mark Block smoking in a recent campaign ad has quickly overshadowed any other message the campaign intended to send.

"There was no subliminal message," Block told Fox News' Megyn Kelly Tuesday. "I personally would encourage people not to smoke. It's just that I'm a smoker and as a lot of the people on the staff said, 'Just let Block be Block.'"

"Were you trying to appeal to, you know, folks who are out there, you know, living their lives, working the farm, working in Detroit, that kind of thing as opposed to the East and West Coast elite, people in media circles who shun smoking and, you know, sort of real American things?"
Next up from the Cain campaign.

America needs a man who knows how to drink AND drive!
 America let's get building again...with asbestos!
Porn!  America's greatest artistic achievement.  VHS, DVD, Blu-Ray, or streaming over the internet, Herman Cain is for real american values, like masturbation and recycling old socks!





2 comments:

pansypoo said...

it's all about LIberTEE!

StonyPillow said...

Block's already short of breath. The election of Herman Cain will be his crowning achievement before emphysema claims him, and he leaves the marketplace of ideas to go on Medicare-supplied oxygen.

Kind of like Kent Snyder.

Let's win one for the Blockhead!