Friday, April 11, 2014

Ruh Roh

This could be interesting.
Scientists who examined a controversial fragment of papyrus written in Egyptian Coptic in which Jesus speaks of his wife concluded in papers published on Thursday that the papyrus and ink are probably ancient and not a modern forgery.
Wait until they find the fragment that says it was a dude.

That will be an interesting day in the Huckabee household.


Anonymous said...

Huckabee? PALIN!!!!!

kingweasil said...

"Jesus said to them, My Wife...."I tell ya, my wife, we get along good cause we have our own arrangement. I mean, one night a week I go out with the boys and one night a week, she goes out with the boys.

With sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.

Last week I told my wife, "If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef." She said, "If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer."

I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, "What'll you have?" I said, "Surprise me." He showed me a naked picture of my wife.

My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

The other night I woke up, she was saying sexy things. She was on the phone.

When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.

I bought a used car. And found my wife's dress in the back seat.

Last night some guy knocked on the front door. She told me to hide in the closet.

She told me when we have sex, that's the only time I make her laugh.

Montag said...

Oh, the Protestants in this country aren't going to be too upset about this, but, the Vatican... that's gonna be another can o' Spam entirely.

pansypoo said...

pretty sure only mary is the virgin in the nicine creed.

nudge nudge wink wink.

Anonymous said...

So there you have it, good ole Jeebus did the boinkity boink with a female of the species. Fundies' heads gonna splode all over that one.