Friday, April 18, 2014

ZOMG!!!

ZOMG you guys...Chelsea Clinton and her husband...of child-bearing age are BOLDLY exploiting this fact to have a child.  OH THE FECUNDITY! 


THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS NOT INVOLVING BRITISH MONARCHICAL GENETICS EVAH!!!

HOW...

DARE...

THEY...

It's not a real Clinton-Baby until it survives forcible abortion being repeatedly butted with Vincent Foster's corpse!!!!

WHAT A GAME CHANGER....in the sense that it changes no game whatsoever.


Each successive day I keep thinking we've reached the bottom of right-wing floor -- but there is no floor, they just eat dirt and dig deeper.

6 comments:

pansypoo said...

wait until its birth time + its gonna be like the queen's coming heir.

SQUIRREL BABY!

kingweasil said...



1.

the quality of being fecund; capacity, especially in female animals, of producing young in great numbers.


2.

fruitfulness or fertility, as of the earth.


3.

the capacity of abundant production: fecundity of imagination...good word! (I haddah look that one up atta)could be they're trying to establish a dynasty like the boooshhes...I wonder if she can paint? http://www.secondcitynetwork.com/paint-like-george-w-bush/

Montag said...

Given the gawking, fawning over-the-top adulation exhibited by conservatives in this country over anything vaguely to do with British royals (remember the multiple orgasms they had over the news that the Bushes were very distantly related to the Queen?), they have a lot of practice at this sort of thing and, over the course of this country's history, have tended to think in terms of aristocracy.



Uncle Smokes said...

There's the nightmare kind where you fall and fall,
And you wake to find you haven't been dreaming at all.

Do you think you've hit bottom?
Do you think you've hit bottom?
Oh, no.
There's a bottom below.

There's a low below the low you know.
You can't imagine how far you can go down.

— Malvina Reynolds, "There's a Bottom Below," 1970

Racer X said...

Well this is significant and magnificent. We had Reagan with the senile grandpa administration. Now we can contrast it with the grandma knows best administration - which in my family played out to be true.

StonyPillow said...

Ahem -- that stuff they're rubbing in their hair and putting in their mouths -- it's not dirt.