I just pray there's a video of
this!
This weekend, Sarah Palin and many members of her family were reportedly involved in a big ol’, 20-person drunken brawl at a Wasilla snowmobile party, which, if you’re playing Palin bingo, means you’ve won.
Anchorage police confirmed that an incident had indeed occurred, and that the Palins were definitely there, and it was real nasty. “None of the involved parties wanted to press charges at the time of the incident and no arrests were made,” they added, but did not disclose names. “Alcohol was believed to have been a factor in the incident.”
Oh please, oh please let somebody have pulled out there cell-phone for this. But it being the Palin's this technology is as difficult to use as birth-control, or reserved just for drunken internet rants.
And
finally:
It’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know who I am!” And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!”
I beg to differ.
Rising Hegemon
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I knew this would happen once we started letting them get married!
Can you just imagine if this had happened in Chicago with the Obamas and Michelle had said, "where's my motherfucking iced-tea?" O'Reilly would have died from an analorgasm. And, no - I don't mean aneurism.
i am sure the media will protect their pretty toy.
Imagine how much The National Enquirer would pay for photos.
More like this, please. And make this the first question for John McCain on Meet The Press.
If there's a Palin clan fist fight, you can bet it's usually started by one of the older kids: Trash or Barstool.
You know, when James Carville said, "Drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll find," who could have guessed John McCain wouldn't realize that's an insult, and instead would use that as a recruiting strategy for his VP pick?
(Hey, Tom Alias--- eat shit and die!)
Next week: steel cage match! Wasilla Hillbillies versus Duck Dynasty!
I'm getting this from Talking Points Memo, but -
Track Palin confronts ex-boyfriend of sister, punches ex-boyfriend, father of e.b. intercedes, Todd proceeds to choke father, the daughters Palin start to make a beeline for e.b.'s mother, host of party tries to intercept daughters, Bristol punches host in face repeatedly, Sarah demands people know who she is, police are called, party breaks up as Track stands in the street shirtless giving leaving partygoers the finger.
Oh, and business partner of the twins the birthday party was for gets fired by twins for going on "Good Morning America" about what he saw, Palins totally not behind this, no, nuh-huh, nohow.773
If no video can't wait to see what the Taiwanese animators do with this.
The whole Palin clan was there: Snow White Trash... and the seven dweebs!
Toad (husband)
Track Marks
Barstool
Swillow
CrackPiper
Tri-G (aka "Keggger")
Tripped
The Thrilla in Wasilla!
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