Friday, September 19, 2008

My Fair Warcrime

Inspired by a pathetically true story!

(To "The Rain in Spain" from My Fair Lady)

Professor Huggy
: Now, once again from where do our bombs rain?

Sarah: From the planes!

Colonel Rove: From the planes! And where do we send those planes?

Sarah: To Spain! To Spain!

All three: Bombs do rain on Spain, strikes mainly from our planes!
The bombs do rain on Spain mainly from our planes!

Sarah: How kind of you to let me bomb!

Professor Huggy: Now once again, from where do bombs rain?

Sarah:From a plane! Sent by McCain!

Professor Huggy: And what's that blasted by that plane?

Sarah: It's Spain! It's Spain!

All Three: Bombs do rain on Spain mainly from our planes!
Bombs do rain on Spain with strikes ordered by McCain!

Colonel Rove: By Rove, I think she's got it!

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