Wednesday, September 24, 2008

You're so vain

Oh, how lovely:

John McCain, whose ads skewer Barack Obama for his "celebrity" status, has his own close ties to show business, the new issue of Us Weekly reports exclusively.

The 72-year-old was recently made TV-ready by makeup artist Tifanie White who's worked on So You Think You Can Dance and American Idol.

McCain paid the 2002 beauty-school grad $5,583.43 for her services, according to the Federal Election Commission.

Mortuary Science, I tell ya' what a racket.

Cue the John Edwards $400 Haircut brigade.

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