Vagina Demagogue

Peggy Noonan had a vision last night, at the point of vibrator-induced climax, a vision of Ronnie peeled off from his velvet blacklit poster and told the quivering matron (her head thrust back and lashes quivering -- but that's normal) to write today's crime against syntax column.

I don't know if politicians have ever been modest, but I know they have never seemed so boastful, so full of themselves, and so dizzy with self-love.

By the way, she never mentions Tom DeLay or Frist in that article. As for the portion of that statement, I'm guessing those are the batteries talking.