I Love You, Repressed Memory Syndrome

The other blogboys and I have thought about developing Rising Hegemon swag to sell, like other blogs have. But we've come up with nothing yet.

But the home base of the intersection of Cheap Skate Street & Bogarted Avenue has stuff and an ad campaign:

JUST 25 DAYS UNTIL [Jack Fowler]
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Posted at 09:46 AM

Sadly, now Golberg and Podhoretz's fathers know their sons love them so much they are giving them cheap swag for Father's Day. But that's what happens when you deprive your children of affection. "Oh gee Jonah," Mr. Goldberg will say, "another National Review Wifebeater, thanks soooooo fucking much."