Warning Labels for the PR Industry

Since the Senate is holding hearings on fake news, we would like to offer a public service by suggesting several possible warning labels that could accompany fake news programs. Some of the labels that we suggest include:

1. Warning: The Truth may be Further away than Appears on the Screen.

2. Caution: Contents under Hot Air.

3. Warning: This Product can Harm your Brain.

4. Recycled Fake News may be Unsafe for Thinking.

5. While watching Anger may Result.

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7. Please keep away from Children and Thinking Adults.

8. Thinking Hazzard: This Product may not be True.

9. Caution! Contents stupid.

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