Just a Quick Note

A post by James Wolcott prompts me to want to let you know that Atta J. Turk will not be appearing on any shows of any kind tonight, nor in the forseeable future.

I will not be on television, be it broadcast, cable, premium cable (I refused to sign my "Taxicab Confessions" waiver), nor will I be appearing on local access.

I will not be appearing on any radio program, whether AM, FM, Short-Wave, Streaming, XM, Sirius, or Pod-Casts.

Further, I shall not be appearing in public at any locale, be it on stage, or at a book signing.

I will, however, be appearing this evening in the basement to do some laundry. Should you be there, I look forward to calling the authorities.

That is all.