A Lesson about Comedy

For the Intersection of Knock Knock Street & Who's There? Avenue:

DEFENSE AGAINST RODENTS [K. J. Lopez]
Kathryn: A broomstick is traditionally the weapon of choice.

If there isn't one around NR HQ, call Sen. Clinton's NYC office. They should have a few spare.
Posted at 12:10 PM

I really must protest the immaturity and stereotypical nature of this joke. I would never stoop to such depths.