benedictxvi@vatican

Dear Popengruber;

I know you've been busy of late, what with the overturning of five-hundred and fifty years of scientific advances (something I'm sure will win back those European strays) so forgive me if I take up your time on other matters.

Across the Atlantic Ocean, things are happening in Canada, or as you know it, "Canada". Some women, or as you know them, "Satan's Semen Recepticals", are protesting their inability to be ordained as priests.

I submit for you, this SHOCKING photo:


Photo via the AP

I know this is a pose that you only defend if it involves men and young boys so I thought you should be advised.

Thanks, Bennie.