I believe a poorly endowed chair is in order...

Sometimes the jokes write themselves, from the intersection of Radioactive Hymen Street & Unable to Perform Avenue:

SO MANY SUBJECT-LINE OPTIONS... [K. J. Lopez]
Free College for Virgins.
Posted at 08:58 AM

You have to admit, she must be excited to finally see a school in which she could win a scholarship.


Thanks to commentor Jimmiraybob.