Not so movie review

I saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory last night and I give it an excellent review, especially toward Deep Roy, the greatest Oompa Loompa of all time.

But, what better reason to bring back this post from May 25, 2005, about Dear Leader and the special tickets he gave away for his Magical Sophistry Tour on Social Security (the Hindenburg of Domestic Policy Proposals):

"Tickets allowing lucky audience members inside to hear the president at the school were colored red, blue or gold. James Bock, 12, of Livonia, Livingston County, and five members of his family learned they had "golden" tickets, which mean they'll sit on stage with the president."

Come with me, and you'll be,

In a world of privitization

Take a look, And you'll see

Into your desperation

We'll begin, With a spin

Traveling in the world of my creation

What we'll see, will defy explanation




And of course, don't forget the Oompa Loompa's,

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you won't listen to me
What do you get when we spend all your cash?
Spending as much as Sailor on Snatch?
What are you doing kissing religious ass?
With that crazy legislation you quickly pass?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
If you are greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do