Thursday, July 28, 2005

I love me some me.

After reading this...

I do believe it is time to post this at Hannidate:


Member Name: BlackLabel
Member ID: C000666
Caucasian / White, 50ish, Divorced Georgetown, D.C.,
United States via the U.K.

Personal Details

Profession: Nouveau Whore
Gender: Male
Age: 50ish
Race: Caucasian / White
Marital Status: No Comment
Children: Never darling
Religion: Hah!
Drinking: Constantly
Smoking: Always
Food: Red Meat
Occupation: Self-Absorbed
Education: Advanced Degree in Pontificating
Languages: Can curse in virtually any language and several dialects

Interests: War / Drinking / Drinking Wars / Red Label / Black Label / Blue Label

Eye Colour: Bloodshot
Hair Colour: Brown-ish
Body Type: Puffy
Height: of Hypocrisy

General Information

I used to be a prominant socialist writer; taking on the sacred cows of one institution after another. Then a necessity for a certain lifestyle mandated that I change my stripes -- and I really love me some war and being critical of Mother Teresa.

Appearance

I'm a full-bodied man, looking for a supermodel, who finds the scent of turkish cigarrettes and sweat intoxicating.

Looking for

Someone to pull my finger.

No fat chicks.

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