Soon to Come, FoxNews revises more distant history

Thanks to Crooks & Liars (see original and you'll understand what is below):

"It wouldn't be out of the question for them to have singled out and sponsored an obscure Austrian Corporal to appear as a German. Say someone with some dislike for say, the Jews and Slavs, and say claim you know, that they caused us to lose the last war, so we're gonna win the next one and kill off those people to get public opinion on their side. Let's dress this guy up, tell him to act completely nuts and if he can, have him almost win that war, and then he appears so guilty of stuff that we let his victims start their own nation than we let the British and American's support, all of which will allow Islam to build up anger, enabling us to start a movement to defeat them and then fly airplanes into their corporate symbolic edifices. It is truly a subtle, yet brilliant, plan that they have laid out over the past seventy years."