TBogg reminds us

That the dating site for those who listen to Sean Hannity still exists.

Which is good, because the way his listener's normally date is commonly known as a "family reunion".

We've plumb the depth of plumber's butts before, but the pictures promptly disappeared from the server.

But they did not disappear entirelty.

There are a number of eligibles, but there are always favorites.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I think it is time for Dr. Atta J. Turk to list himself at some conservative websites, lookin' for the conservative brand of very boring sex. However, I need to update my profile, and that is hard to do for a pseudonym. Perchance you can help me out with some suggested characteritics...especially in the area of "interests", what interest could I have that would attract the interest of your typical conservative lady?

Thanks for any suggestions you may have, and I'll let you know when and if I can get posted on the Hannidate.