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My Book Report:

Salt: A World History by Mark Kurlansky

By George W. President

"This book is pretty big, not as big as the Dallas Phone Book, but bigger than the Waco one.

It has a pretty cover.

Salt makes food taste better.

Lots of people like it.

Don't have too much or it will make you explode or somethin'.

I can tell the author had a good heart.

People who like salt are good people, but not as good as the people who like oil.

Many people who like salt like oil.

Terrorists, hate our freedom, our oil and our salt.

I like to go outside and sprinkle salt on slugs...and then watch.

9/11, 9/11, 9/11"