Calling for a HIGHER level of skill - A Contest

Than my feeble photoshopping skills can muster.

This ridiculous image came out in the wake of 9/11 and has persisted through Operation Clusterfuck.

Please feel free to show what Mr. Washington (First in War, First in Peace, Fist to the Jaw of El Chimperor) and Mr. Lincoln (The Great Chimpacitinator) would actually be doing to Bush if they could.

The best entries will get the kind of recognition that can only be provided by a blog with 2,000 visitors a day.

Please feel free to email your suggestions to me at "Attaturk2004@yahoo.com"

Thanks.