Well, that is simple enough

1,869 and counting killed
15,000 and counting maimed
More than $200 billion spent so far and much more on the way

All for these majestic opening phrases:

Chapter One

Article One

The Republic of Iraq is an independent state.

Article Two

The political system is republican, parliamentary, democratic and federal.

1. Islam is a main source for legislation.

-- a. No law may contradict Islamic standards.

This surely requires Pat Robertson to advocate knocking off somebody for Jeebus!