Not to overlook other Scandals

Well 10-penny Ho' Tom Noe was indicted in Ohio yesterday -- a long-time Republican fund raiser, "rare-coin & fraud enthusiast", was apparently indicted in part because he took ill-gotten Ohio money and gave it to the Chimperor Disgustus.

As I wait with baited breath (I ate a minnow) for Fitzmas to come, why not bring you the gift of recycled comedy?

Brother, Do You Wanna Buy a Dime?

For reknowned coin-investor, GOP-Money Man, Thomas Noe:


They used to tell me I was building a dream
Or so I read on the blogs
When there was pol to blow, funds required
I was always there, right there on the job


They used to tell me I was building a dream
With freedom marching boldly ahead
Why should I be accused of crime
When I've spent your bread


Once I built a coin store, I made it run
I made a fund but a crime
Once I built a coin store and now it’s done

Brother do you wanna buy a dime?


Once I give a donation to the son
He promised me it would be worth my time
Once I built a coin store and now it’s done
Brother do you wanna buy a dime?


Once in spiffy suits, gee we looked swell
Full of that Yankee Doodly Dum
Half a million boots went slogging through hell
I had that workers comp fund


Oh say, don’t you remember?
You called me Al
Though it was Tom all the time
Say, don’t you remember? I was your pal
Buddy, can you buy a dime?


Say, don’t you remember?
You called me Al
It was Tom all the time
Say, don’t you remember? I was your pal
Buddy, can you buy a dime?
Buddy, can you buy a dime?