Our Question of the Week (and a solicitation for Attaturk)

Both Attaturk and I, lawyers of the pedestrian variety, gumshoe types, do not do predictions like The Amazing Carnack, but we do like to wish disaster on the most malevolent bunch of politicians since Nixon inhabited the White House.

The whole world knows Bush cannot be indicted but he can be named an unindicted co-conspiritor (a Republican run congress virtually assures no impeachment). So another Friday of odds-making:

Give us the odds of Bush being named an unindicted co-conspirator.

Oh, and one more thing: please send Attaturk some BagBalm, his nipples are raw from the constant rubbing. The horror! The sweet-sweet horror!