Harriet was apparently expecting something in "Platinum"

From the New York Times:

WASHINGTON, Oct. 19 - The Supreme Court nomination of Harriet E. Miers suffered another setback on Wednesday when the Republican and Democratic leaders of the Senate Judiciary Committee asked her to resubmit parts of her judicial questionnaire, saying various members had found her responses "inadequate," "insufficient" and "insulting."

We here at Rising Hegemon received excerpts of Ms. Meirs Questionnaire & Responses:


6. What, in your opinion, are your strongest qualifications for a seat upon the United States Supreme Court?

Answer:

(a) "Good" plus "Heart"
(b) The President, too awesome to not know what he is doing.
(c) Defeated Laurence Tribe in jello wrestling, two out of three falls.
(d) Richard Posner? My bitch!
(e) Remember that chrome on your limo that was there this morning? Well, look outside at it now Chico.

27. What, in your opinion are the five most important cases decided by the United States Supreme Court?

Answer:

-- Marlboro v. Dolly Madison
-- Dred "Grady" Scott v. Fred Sanford
-- Lobster v. New York
-- Godzilla v. Megalon
-- Brown v. Board of Federal Express

31. Please Describe Your view of the 2nd Amendment:

Answer:

I believe in the right to of an individual to bare as much as they can. But only if there is a quid pro quo relationship regarding the acceptance of the offeror's beads.


32. Please Describe Your view of the 3rd Amendment:

Answer:

Generally I am against the quartering of soldiers. I like them to stay fully intact. When they are fully intact they are most awesome.