Way Worse Than Lying About A Blowjob

I was talking earlier today with Brother Attaturk about the article in today's Daily News (thanks, as always to alert readers for correction, er, not Newsday) which made a huge splash across the web and elsewhere (and referenced here). Our collective wisdom: this is way worse, by an order of magnitude, than anything Clinton was ever accused of---and that piece-of-shit investigation shook the country to its core. It is clear to us that when Bush spoke with the special prosecutor, although not under oath, he knew a lot more than he was letting on. Lying about extra-marital sex, well that is one thing, lying about treason, well..

This is going to be very big. But if it isn't big enough, the Avian flu is sure to bring down this administration, the worst ever in the history of the Republic.

Update: And what brought this on? While talking with Brother Attaturk today I couldn't get him to stop talking about his nipples. Me, it is always my itchy palms. Wonder why?