Coming Soon, Dick "Direct Current" Cheney in...

The updated version of T.S. Eliott's "Murder in the Cathedral" --

"Shocking!" -- the New York Times

"Palpatating!" -- the San Francisco Chronicle

"Defibrillating!" -- the Washington Post

"Pie-Chartable!" -- USA Today

"Unindictedly Inspirational" -- Boston Globe

"Not bloody enough" -- New York Post

Inspired by this, from Steve Clemons.