The Swift-Boating Strategy

With the news that Mr. Fitzgerald will be taking up a new Washington business address it appears that a long period of siege warfare will be ensuing as Justice battles Wankery.

And the minions of the Chimperor Disgustus will be out in full-force douchiness...i.e. "The Victoria Toensing Sexperience!" (which by the way will be the show coming to Rising Hegemon following that huge lead-in it gets from "An Evening with the Ledeens"):

The prosecutor hasn't announced any indictments, but President Bush's aides and their allies in Congress are working on strategies to counter the blow if White House officials are accused of crimes.

The basic plan is familiar to anyone who has watched earlier presidents contend with scandal: Keep the problem at arm's length, let allies outside the White House do the talking, and try to change the subject to something — anything — else.

If I were a gay person, or a person who supports, oh, SCIENCE, ... I'd be very scared.

Coming soon from the Bush Administration,

GOD INTELLIGENTLY DESIGNED GAY PEOPLE TO BE FORCED TO WORK AT NEW OIL REFINERIES...WE SHALL START WITH SHERYL SWOOPES!