I'm sure that the gentlemen actually running for, I believe, the school board of a local community is a decent enough fellow. I have no idea what his actual policy positions are in fact. However, when you are my age and you see yard signs saying...
"KISSINGER for School Board"
One cannot wonder what the platform would be if this was actually the more famous Henry the K?
"I believe in testing students for basic skills, merit pay for teachers, new band uniforms, and...bombing Cambodia"