Let's see in three years, FoxNews will offer me a contract for...
But on this the eve of the figurative end of the Bush Presidency, let's have a bit of a flashback on what was foreseen by Asstrodamus last year:
Public Relations, Virgin Atlantic.
Laurie Mylroie's Cabana Boy.
Laundry Detail, Leavenworth, KS.
Appearances for new book, "Fundamentalist Biker Chicks in Heat"
Vice President:Internet Security, Microsoft Corporation.
Waterboarding neighborhood kids who won't get off his lawn.
Monitoring E-Mail, Clear Channel, Inc.
Apologizing for something.
Last Seen in the Misty Mountains.
Being, Left Behind.
Undisclosed Location, naturally.