
Let's see in three years, FoxNews will offer me a contract for...
But on this the eve of the figurative end of the Bush Presidency, let's have a bit of a flashback on what was foreseen by Asstrodamus last year:
June

Public Relations, Virgin Atlantic.

Laurie Mylroie's Cabana Boy.

Laundry Detail, Leavenworth, KS.

Appearances for new book, "Fundamentalist Biker Chicks in Heat"

Vice President:Internet Security, Microsoft Corporation.

Waterboarding neighborhood kids who won't get off his lawn.

Monitoring E-Mail, Clear Channel, Inc.

Apologizing for something.

Last Seen in the Misty Mountains.

Being, Left Behind.

Undisclosed Location, naturally.

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