Stiff resistance

Via Sadly No!

Police whack giant snow penis

We truly live in a police state where one cannot make a giant penis out of snow in one's own yard. Public pressure will someday bring matters to a head.

It took a lot of (bad pun) to knock this impressive, yet intimidating, display down. I imagine the more they beat it, the harder it was. So they waited 10 minutes.

I understand the owners were not home at the time, as they were seeing "King Kong".

Addendum:

The nation's other giant penis, survives.