Nothing says "Happy Birthday Jesus"
Quite like carrying around a reenactment of his death scene.
the incense came from a good crop this year...mmmmm-hmmmmmm"
Ah yes, the special joy that comes with a Holy Father...
that makes you feel all creepy inside.
"Hey kids, I just thought I'd let you know...
there is no such thing as Santa Claus."
Really now, it's Christmas you write your own dirty joke you heathen bastards!