Attaturk Apologizes

In the last post I made a joke about shitting my pants. I was speaking in metaphor.

Crapping one's pants is not a laughing matter, it is serious business for a number of people today:

Jack Abramoff, the Republican lobbyist under criminal investigation, has been discussing with prosecutors a deal that would grant him a reduced sentence in exchange for testimony against former political and business associates, people with detailed knowledge of the case say.

Matches are being lit in GOP offices throughout Washington, D.C. today.