Atta J. Turk's Meaningless Year in Review January 2005

In a veiled attempt to cover his relative lack of new ideas:

January 2005:

Posts where I tried to make people laugh, and failed -- but kept plugging away.

-- Champollion, DeDurkheim & I gave out our favorite Bush Recipes (Mmmmm Rapture Cookies & Grandma Bush's Humble Pie)
-- Capital Gang -- DEAD!!

-- Ann Coulter's Quest for Human Flesh

-- Bush gives us the "Shaft"

-- Tom Friedman's Sex World is Flat

-- Bush channels a Bob Newhart skit.

-- People used to write to me, sniff.

-- The President of the United States, in his natural state (of intoxication):