50 feet away...now 40...30...20...10

Wait for it...

*THWACK*

K-Lo stepped right onto that rake again!

THE WOMAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING BUT A MAN [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
marries a dolphin?
Posted at 02:16 PM

Jealous?

Let's face it, K-Lo has a mammal problem. Outside of the pretend wedding she stages with "Mr. Cuddles" each year:

I admire my discretion in avoiding "blowhole" jokes.